President Joe Biden and ex-President Donald Trump have both stepped into the sports arena, albeit in a rather unconventional manner. The two political heavyweights recently unveiled their mock draft picks for an imaginary sports league, and the selections have raised eyebrows across the nation.

Los Angeles, CA — In an unprecedented partnership, 20th Century Studios and NASA have orchestrated a celestial event that has left stargazers and conspiracy theorists alike in awe. The collaboration was intended to promote the new film, The First Omen, by staging a fake solar eclipse visible across North America.

KIGALI, Rwanda — On the solemn occasion of the 30th anniversary of the Rwandan genocide, former U.S. President Donald Trump’s visit to this war-torn nation has ignited a firestorm of criticism. His controversial statement labeling Rwanda as a “sh*thole country” during a press conference has drawn sharp rebukes from survivors, international leaders, and human rights advocates.

Los Angeles, CA — In a poignant and heartfelt tribute, actor and former professional wrestler Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson took center stage at a solemn gathering to honor the late Kurt Cobain on the anniversary of his tragic passing. The iconic Nirvana frontman, whose music continues to resonate with generations, left an indelible mark on the world before his untimely demise.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken announced today that Ukraine will be welcomed as the newest member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). The decision, Blinken stated, was largely influenced by Ukraine's outstanding academic performance, particularly its impressive SAT score of 1280.

Denver, Colo. — In a stunning turn of events, controversial Congresswoman Lauren Boebert has revealed that she has been diagnosed with a rare neurological condition known as "James Thurber Syndrome." Even more shockingly, Boebert claims that she has been secretly living a double life as the occupant of the Oval Office. 

Austin, Texas — What began as an elaborate April Fool’s Day prank has now become a reality. Texas, known for its independent spirit and love for firearms, has officially banned handguns, leaving citizens and lawmakers alike in shock.