Politics

Washington, DC - President Joe Biden announced today that he would issue a full pardon to former President Donald Trump, effectively absolving him of any federal crimes committed during or after his presidency. The decision, which comes as a surprise to many, marks a major turning point in the nation’s political landscape, raising questions about accountability, justice, and the future of the Republican Party.

Palm Beach, FL - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and former U.S. President Donald Trump met at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday afternoon to discuss the latest seismic news from the world of pop culture—Taylor Swift’s pregnancy. The bombshell announcement, which has captivated both fans and the media worldwide, revealed that Swift is expecting a child with her boyfriend, NFL star Travis Kelce.

Mar-a-Lago - President-elect Donald Trump has announced the appointment of Dr. Caligari, a German physician with a mysterious background, to his cabinet. The decision has raised eyebrows among political observers and healthcare experts alike.

Dr. Caligari, known for his unconventional methods and enigmatic persona, reportedly made a strong impression on Trump during a recent carnival sideshow performance. The president-elect praised Caligari's "unique vision" and "ability to mesmerize audiences," qualities he believes will translate well to government service.

Washington- Former President Donald Trump declared his intention to repeal Daylight Saving Time, promising to replace it with a new initiative that he claims will be "even better" for Americans.

Trump criticized the biannual clock change as "outdated" and "confusing," stating that it disrupts daily routines and impacts productivity. He emphasized that his administration would prioritize solutions that align more closely with the needs of everyday Americans.

Madison - The popular podcast "The Joe Rogan Experience" has sparked controversy after producers edited out a clip in which former President Donald Trump appeared to suggest that a recent assassination attempt against him was staged.

Washington, DC - The Supreme Court of the United States has officially declined to endorse any presidential candidate in the upcoming election, marking the first time in five decades that the nation's highest court has abstained from making such a statement.

Washington - Chinese state media has released what they claim are hacked phone calls between billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk and Russian President Vladimir Putin. This revelation comes just weeks before the U.S. presidential election, raising urgent questions about foreign interference and its potential impact on American democracy.

Los Angeles, CA — In a fiery address to supporters on Thursday, former President Donald Trump condemned the “soft on crime” policies of Los Angeles, promising to take action if he returns to the White House. Central to his speech was a renewed focus on the infamous Menendez brothers, Erik and Lyle, who were convicted of murdering their parents in 1989 and were recently granted the possibility of parole.

Feasterville-Trevose, PA — Former President Donald Trump donned an apron and stepped behind the counter at a local McDonald’s, where he cooked fries and served customers. The impromptu event, which aimed to connect with working-class voters, quickly took a turn when Trump addressed the challenges faced by fast food employees.

Chicago - Former President Donald Trump addressed the Economic Club of Chicago on Friday, proposing a new tariff aimed at immigrants entering the United States. The proposal has sparked intense debate among economists, lawmakers, and the general public.