Science

Pasadena, CA - In recognition of his exceptional leadership and communication during public health crises, Dr. Anthony Fauci has been awarded the prestigious Nebula Award by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA). 

SAN FRANCISCO - In a move that has stunned ethicists and philosophers alike, Sam Bankman, the controversial co-founder of OpenAI, unveiled his latest moonshot idea yesterday - a framework he calls "Basic Human Decency" aimed at encouraging more compassionate behavior across society.

ALBANY, NY - In a move to bring the natural wonder of the Northern Lights to more New Yorkers after the workday is done, Governor Kathy Hochul today announced a new pilot program to study ways to enhance the visibility of the aurora borealis in the state during evening hours.

Tallahassee — In a controversial move, the state of Florida has banned the sale and production of lab-grown or "cultured" meat within its borders. The decision comes amid concerns that the lab-grown meat product could be seen as violating the state's fetal personhood laws.

Los Angeles, CA — In an unprecedented partnership, 20th Century Studios and NASA have orchestrated a celestial event that has left stargazers and conspiracy theorists alike in awe. The collaboration was intended to promote the new film, The First Omen, by staging a fake solar eclipse visible across North America.

Los Angeles, March 14, 2024 — In a dramatic turn of events, SpaceX’s ambitious Starship mega-rocket soared to unprecedented heights during its third test flight, only to meet a fiery demise upon re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere. The cause? A seemingly innocuous software glitch that had far-reaching consequences.

Los Angeles, CA — Robert Hur, the former U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland, has publicly endorsed the ban on the popular social media platform TikTok. Citing alarming evidence, Hur claims that the app is linked to cognitive decline and increased memory lapse among its users.