Science

Los Angeles, CA — In an unprecedented partnership, 20th Century Studios and NASA have orchestrated a celestial event that has left stargazers and conspiracy theorists alike in awe. The collaboration was intended to promote the new film, The First Omen, by staging a fake solar eclipse visible across North America.

Los Angeles, March 14, 2024 — In a dramatic turn of events, SpaceX’s ambitious Starship mega-rocket soared to unprecedented heights during its third test flight, only to meet a fiery demise upon re-entry into Earth’s atmosphere. The cause? A seemingly innocuous software glitch that had far-reaching consequences.

Los Angeles, CA — Robert Hur, the former U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland, has publicly endorsed the ban on the popular social media platform TikTok. Citing alarming evidence, Hur claims that the app is linked to cognitive decline and increased memory lapse among its users.