Election

Washington, D.C. — In a stumbling press conference today, President Joe Biden apparently forgot the main subject.

“I am proud to announce that my administrative is set to forget, uh, forget, and I don't wanna, I don't wanna, let me be, choose my words,” began Biden, 81.

At that point a staffmember whispered to the commander-in-chief:

“Yes, I'm sorry,” he continued. “We are forgetting student debt for millions of young Americans. Which is not at all like forgetting where you left your keys!” he joked. 

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning turn of events, former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley has officially announced her independent bid for the presidency. Breaking away from the traditional party lines, Haley aims to offer an alternative choice for American voters in the upcoming 2024 election.