Trump’s Catheter “Just for Golf,” Says Personal Physician

Mar a Lago - President Donald Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Vincent Boombatz, MD, FACS, has confirmed that a urinary catheter was inserted at Trump’s own request—specifically so he could play a full 18 holes of golf without pausing for restroom breaks.

Dr. Boombatz described the decision as a matter of convenience rather than necessity, emphasizing that Trump remains in good health and does not require the device for any underlying medical condition. “The President asked me to insert the catheter so he could play through without having to stop at the clubhouse,” Boombatz stated. “He sees it as a way of psyching out his opponents—never breaking focus, never leaving the course, always in the game.”

This revelation comes amid a surge of online rumors and memes, with some social media users speculating about Trump’s health after photographs appeared to show a suspicious bulge in his pant leg at a recent public event. The so-called “Trump Catheter Theory” quickly gained traction, with viral posts and memes suggesting the device was a sign of age-related health decline. However, Dr. Boombatz’s statement directly contradicts these rumors, framing the catheter as a tactical tool rather than a medical necessity.

Trump, an avid golfer and owner of multiple golf courses, has long been known for his competitive edge and unconventional tactics on the green. Sportswriters and former playing partners have often recounted stories of Trump’s relentless drive to win, sometimes bending the rules to his favor. The addition of a catheter, according to his physician, is simply the latest in a series of strategies designed to keep Trump at the top of his game.

“He likes to keep his opponents guessing,” Boombatz said. “If they’re wondering when he’ll take a break, or if he’ll ever lose focus, that’s an advantage.”

For now, Dr. Boombatz insists, the catheter is “just for golf”—another unconventional play from a president known for rewriting the rules.