Washington, DC - President Donald Trump has announced a 25% tariff on all NBA player trades. This unexpected decision comes on the heels of his recent tariff announcements targeting Canada, Mexico, and China.
The President made the announcement via his Truth Social platform, stating, "We must protect American basketball interests. Too many foreign players are taking spots from hardworking American athletes. This 25% tariff on all NBA trades will make teams think twice before trading our homegrown talent."